It Was Painted Red The Stripe Was White It Was 18 Feet From The Bow To Stern Light Secondhand From A Dealer In Atlanta I Rode Up With Daddy When He Went There To Get Her We Put On A Shine, Put On A Motor Built Out Of Love And Made For The Water Ran…

 

Well, I Drove Down To The Ocean Left My Heartache Way Behind But The Rain Won’t Leave, And The Pain Won’t Ease And The Sun Don’t Wanna Shine So I Ordered Me Up A Killer Found A View Out Across The Sea I Sat Down In The Sand, A Drink In My Hand And The…

 

Ba Ba Bom, Ba Ba Bom, Ba Ba Bom, Ba Bom Ba Bom, Bom Ba Ba Bom, Ba Ba Bom, Ba Ba Bom, Ba Bom, Bom. It’s Alright To Be A Redneck It’s Alright To Ride Around In A Dirty Ol’ Truck Catch A Bunch Of Fish And Shoot A Bunch Of Duck It’s Alright…

 

Well I’m a-gonna raise a fuss, I’m gonna raise a holler About workin’ all summer just to try an’ earn a dollar Everytime I call my baby, to try to get a date My boss says, No dice, son, you gotta work late Sometimes I wonder what I’m gonna do ‘Cause there ain’t no cure…

 

Smiles In The Morning As Warm As Sunshine Kisses When I Lay Down At Night And Two Loving Arms To Console Me I Should Be Scared It’s So Right But Too Much Of A Good Thing, Is A Good Thing Feelings Like This Can’t Be Wrong And Too Much Of A Good Thing, Is A…

 

Why Did She Have To Go So Young I Just Don’t Know Why Things Happen Half The Time Without Reason Without Rhyme Lovely, Sweet Young Woman Daughter, Wife And Mother Makes No Sense To Me I Just Have To Believe. She Flew Up To Heaven On The Wings Of Angels By The Clouds And Stars…

 

Don’t Rock The Jukebox I Wanna Hear Some Jones My Heart Ain’t Ready For The Rolling Stones I Don’t Feel Like Rockin’ Since My Baby’s Gone So Don’t Rock The Jukebox Play Me A Country Song. Before You Drop That Quarter Keep One Thing In Mind You Got A Heartbroke Hillbilly Standing Here In Line…

 

If Money Grew On Hackberry Trees, If Time Wasn’t Such A Luxury; If Love Was Lovesick Over Me: That’d Be Alright. If I Could Keep The Wind In My Sails, Keep A Hold Of The Tiger By The Tail; A Half A Ham Sandwich In My Lunch Pail: That’d Be Alright. Yeah, That’d Be Alright….

 

Excuse Me Ma’am, I Saw You Walk In I Turned Around, I’m Not A Stalker Where You Goin? Maybe I Can Help Ya My Tank Is Full, And I’d Be Obliged To Take Ya. I’m A Country Boy, I’ve Got A 4 Wheel Drive Pile In My Bed, I Can Take Ya For A Ride…

 

Have You Been To Jesus For The Cleansing Power? Are You Washed In The Blood Of The Lamb? Are You Fully Trusting In His Grace This Hour? Are You Washed In The Blood Of The Lamb? Are You Washed In The Blood, In The Soul-cleansing Blood Of The Lamb? Are Your Garments Spotless Are They…

 

There’s Satellite Communications Long Distance Internet Relations The World’s A Little Faster Every Day I Know It’s All Well And Good And I Don’t Embrace It Like I Should But I Wouldn’t Wanna Go Back Even If I Could. But I Still Like Balogna On White Bread Now And Then And The Sound Of A…

 

Excuse Me, Ma’am Can You Help Me? I Need To Place An Ad With You Today. No Ma’am, Tomorrow May Be Too Late I’d Like To Have It Started Right Away. What’s That, No This Is Personal. I’m Not Buying Or Selling Anything. Yes Ma’am, I Know Just What To Say. I Wrote It Down,…

 

Cowboys Don’t Cry And Heroes Don’t Die. And Good Always Wins Again And Again. And Love Is A Sweet Dream That Always Comes True Oh, If Life Were Like The Movies, I’d Never Be Blue. But Here In The Real World It’s Not That Easy At All, ‘Cause When Hearts Get Broken It’s Real Tears…

 

Daddy Won A Radio He Tuned It To A Country Show I Was Rocking In The Cradle To The Crying Of A Steel Guitar Mama Used To Sing To Me She Taught Me That Sweet Harmony Now She Worries ’cause She Never Thought I’d Really Ever Take It This Far Singin’ In The Bars. And…