I can be a nightmare of the grandest kind I can withhold like it’s going out of style I can be the moodiest baby and you’ve never met anyone Who is as negative as I am sometimes I am the wisest woman you’ve ever met I am the kindest soul with whom you’ve connected I…
 
Like anyone would be I am flattered by your fascination with me Like any hot blooded woman I have simply wanted an object to crave But you’re not allowed You’re uninvited An unfortunate slight Must be strangely exciting To watch the stoic squirm Must be somewhat heartening To watch shepard meet shepard But you’re not…
 
I had no choice but to hear you You stated your case, time and again I thought about it You treat me like i’m a princess I’m not used to liking that You ask how my day was You’ve already won me over In spite of me And don’t be alarmed if i fall Head…
 
You oughta know I want you to know that I’m happy for youI wish nothing but the bestfor you bothAn older version of meIs she perverted like meWould she go down on you in a theaterDoes she speak eloquentlyAnd would she have your babyI’m sure she’d makea really excellent mother’cause the love that you gave…
 
Ooh yeah Yeah baby Ooh I recommend gettin’ your heart trampled on to anyone (Yeah yea) I recommend walkin’ around naked in your livin’ room (Yeah) Swallow it down (What a jagged a little pill?) It feels so good (Swimmin’ in your stomach) Wait until the dust settles You live you learn You love you…
 
Come they told me, pa rum pum pum-pum A newborn king to see, pa rum pum pum-pum Our finest gifts we bring, pa rum pum pum-pum To lay before our king, pa rum pum pum-pum Rum pum pum-pum, rum pum pum-pum So to honor him, pa rum pum pum-pum When we come Little baby, pa…
 
I’m broke, but i’m happy I’m poor, but i’m kind I’m short, but i’m healthy, yeah I’m high, but i’m grounded I’m sane, but i’m overwhelmed I’m lost, but i’m hopeful, baby And what it all comes down to Is that everything’s gonna be fine, fine, fine ’cause i’ve got one hand in my pocket…
 
How bout getting off of these antibiotics How bout stopping eating when I’m full up How bout them transparent dangling carrots How bout that ever elusive kudo Thank you India Thank you terror Thank you disillusionment Thank you frailty Thank you consequence Thank you thank you silence How bout me not blaming you for everything…
 
Hey yiah yiah Yiah yea yea Hey yiah An old man turned ninety-eight He won the lottery and died the next day It’s a black fly in your Chardonnay It’s a death row pardon two minutes too late Isn’t it ironic Don’t you think? It’s like rain on your weddin’ day It’s a free ride…