Alanis Morissette

You oughta know I want you to know that I’m happy for youI wish nothing but the bestfor you bothAn older version of meIs she perverted like meWould she go down on you in a theaterDoes she speak eloquentlyAnd would she have your babyI’m sure she’d makea really excellent mother’cause the love that you gave…

Ooh yeah Yeah baby Ooh I recommend gettin’ your heart trampled on to anyone (Yeah yea) I recommend walkin’ around naked in your livin’ room (Yeah) Swallow it down (What a jagged a little pill?) It feels so good (Swimmin’ in your stomach) Wait until the dust settles You live you learn You love you…

How bout getting off of these antibiotics How bout stopping eating when I’m full up How bout them transparent dangling carrots How bout that ever elusive kudo Thank you India Thank you terror Thank you disillusionment Thank you frailty Thank you consequence Thank you thank you silence How bout me not blaming you for everything…

I can be a nightmare of the grandest kind I can withhold like it’s going out of style I can be the moodiest baby and you’ve never met anyone Who is as negative as I am sometimes I am the wisest woman you’ve ever met I am the kindest soul with whom you’ve connected I…

Like anyone would be I am flattered by your fascination with me Like any hot blooded woman I have simply wanted an object to crave But you’re not allowed You’re uninvited An unfortunate slight Must be strangely exciting To watch the stoic squirm Must be somewhat heartening To watch shepard meet shepard But you’re not…

Hey yiah yiah Yiah yea yea Hey yiah An old man turned ninety-eight He won the lottery and died the next day It’s a black fly in your Chardonnay It’s a death row pardon two minutes too late Isn’t it ironic Don’t you think? It’s like rain on your weddin’ day It’s a free ride…