Brad Paisley – Alcohol

I Can Make Anybody Pretty
I Can Make You Believe Any Lie
I Can Make You Pick A Fight
With Somebody Twice Your Size

Well I’Ve Been Known To Cause A Few Break-Ups
I’Ve Been Been Known To Cause A Few Births
I Can Make You New Friends
Or Get You Fired From Work

And Since The Day I Left Milwaukee
Lynchburg, Bordeaux, France
Been Makin’ The Bars Lots Of Big Money
And Helping White People Dance
I Got You In Trouble In High School
But College, Now That Was A Ball
You Had Some Of The Best Times
You’Ll Never Remember We Me
Alcohol…
Alcohol…

I Got Blame At Your Wedding Reception
For Your Best Man’S Embarrassing Speech
And Also For Those Naked Pictures
Of You At The Beach
I’Ve Influenced Kings And World Leaders
I Helped Hemingway Write Like He Did
And I’Ll Bet You A Drink Or Two
That I Can Make You
Put That Lampshade On Your Head…

Cause Since The Day I Left Milwaukee
Lynchburg, Bordeaux, France
Been Making A Fool
Out Of Folks Just Like You
And Helping White People Dance
I Am Medicine And I Am Poison
I Can Help You Up Or Make You Fall
You Had Some Of The Best Times
You’Ll Never Remember We Me
Alcohol…
Alcohol…

Yeah Since The Day I Left Milwaukee
Lynchburg, Bordeaux, France
Been Makin’ The Bars Lots Of Big Money
(Helpin’ White People Dance)
I Got You In Trouble In High School
But College, Now That Was A Ball
You Had Some Of The Best Times
You’Ll Never Remember We Me
Alcohol…
Alcohol…