Well me and homer jones and big john talley Had a big crap game goin’ back in the alley And i kept rollin’ them sevens , winnin’ all them pots My luck was so good i could do no wrong I jest kept on rollin’ and controllin’ them bones And finally they jest threw up…
 
Well my daddy was a hard shelled alabama preacher My mama was a dedicated sunday school teacher My brother went a college and got a phd Daddy said the only dud in the family was me He said boy you ain’t never gonna amount to a thing All you do is sit around with that…
 
Yeah Here comes amos Now amos moses was a cajun He lived by his self in the swamp He hunted alligator for livin He just knock ’em in the head with a stump The lousisana law gonna get you amos! It ain’t legal huntin alligator down in the swamp boy! Now everybody blamed his old…