Rot gut whiskey’s gonna ease my mind Beach town rests on the “drying” line Do i remind you of your daddy in his 88 ford? Labrador hanging out the passenger door The sand from your hair is blowing in my eyes Blame it on the beach grown men don’t cry Do you remember that beatdown…
 
If you save yourself for marriage You’re a bore If you don’t save yourself for marriage You’re a whore-able person If you won’t have a drink Then you’re a prude But they’ll call you a drunk As soon as you down the first one If you can’t lose the weight Then you’re just fat But…