Dr. Hook And The Medicine Show – Sylvia’s Mother

Sylvia’s mother says: sylvia’s busy
Too busy to come to the phone
Sylvia’s mother says: sylvia’s tryin’
To start a new life of her own
Sylvia’s mother says: sylvia’s happy
So why don’t you leave her alone?

And the operator says: 40 cents more for the next three minutes
Please mrs. avery, i just gotta talk to her
I’ll only keep her a while
Please mrs. avery, i just wanna tell ‘er goodbye

Sylvia’s mother says: sylvia’s packin’
She’s gonna be leavin’ today
Sylvia’s mother says: sylvia’s marryin’
A fella down galveston way
Sylvia’s mother says: please don’t say nothin’
To make her start cryin’ and stay

And the operator says: 40 cents more for the next three minutes
Please mrs. avery, i just gotta talk to her
I’ll only keep her a while
Please mrs. avery, i just wanna tell ‘er goodbye

Sylvia’s mother says: sylvia’s hurryin’
She’s catchin’ the nine o’clock train
Sylvia’s mother says: take your umbrella
’cause sylvie, it’s startin’ to rain
And sylvia’s mother says: thank you for callin’
And, sir, won’t you call back again?

And the operator says: 40 cents more for the next three minutes
Please mrs. avery, i just gotta talk to her
I’ll only keep her a while
Please mrs. avery, i just wanna tell ‘er goodbye

Tell her goodbye

Please
Tell her goodbye